The Copa Issue 9 / July 2014 | Page 27

Hi Evelyn, My husband loves to hang out at Copper Sky with the kids. Problem is, he is tremendously out of shape and not only is his hairy belly just hanging out, but his shorts often exposes his backside much further than what is appropriate. If it makes me feel uncomfortable, how do I convince him he needs to be more aware of his surroundings? I mean, its not like we are at a pool in the backyard!! Sincerely, Caring Karen at Copper Sky Evelyn: Would you rather he “hang out” with the kids (there ARE worse things that could be hanging out) or sitting on the couch yelling for you to bring him another beer? Hi Evelyn, My wife is always nagging me about how out of shape I am when we go swimming in public. I swear she nitpicks about every little pimple and hair on my body. Its not like she is the same since we got married, so why does she have to impose a double standard? From Not-so-Happy Harry at the pool Evelyn: There’s this new invention, its called a “mirror”, take a good look at your backside while bending over. If you see a plumber back there you might want to listen to your wife! Hi Evelyn, I really want to break up with my girlfriend but with all these Facebook groups in Maricopa, I think if it goes wrong, it will be on every freakin page that these women are on and she will be able to say whatever she wants whether it is a lie or not. Is there any good way to go about this? Confused Chris from Cobblestone Evelyn: Ways to go about this: 1)Say nothing to her, just change your Facebook status. 2) Chat, text or email it to her. 3) Phone her. 4) Take another girl to a place you know you’ll see her. 5)Man up, put your big boy panties on and tell her to her face. Can you guess which one will hurt her least and maybe not make her want to be as nasty?? Hi Evelyn, I saw my wife in a twerking video with her friends, should I be worried? And if so, what do I do? Still doin’ the Dougie, Doug, from Senita Evelyn: Meh, its just a phase she’s going through, she’ll out grow it!