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EXCLUSIVE UPDATE
ON HOLIDAY INN EXPRESS!
By Juan Beltran
In the last edition of the Copa Jocular, we reported the Holiday Inn Express
Honeymooner’s suite would be ready to take reservations for Valentine’s
Day 2015. Since then, the 15 foot long suite has disappeared from the site.
With the fences down, it is believed the Honeymooner’s suite was stolen by
the notorious Mexican bandito, Ricardo “Poncho” Sinatra. The suite has
been reportedly been spotted at a beach near Point Penasco, Mexico.
Aug 2014
Poncho has been seen throughout the region,
often hosting karaoke events for his gang of
banditos, however, authorities do not have any
verifiable proof at this time it was Poncho and
his banditos.
There is also a rumor the Honeymooner Suite
was washed away in the recent rains. No matter
the cause, inside sources tell the Copa Jocular,
the opening of the much-anticipated Holiday
Ricardo “Poncho” Sinatra Inn Express, has been pushed back
“indefinitely”.
“I think that is a reasonable time table,” said the source. To add to this, it is rumored the Honeymooner Suite
did not have insurance coverage. Local insurance specialist, Chris Cahall, says that is a “huge problem”.
“If you have a business, you have to protect your potential losses with legitimate insurance,” said Cahall. “If
those banditos really did steal the Honeymooner Suite or it was washed away during one of the downpours,
a good insurance company would have been able to step in to make sure the business is not hurt.”
OP-ED: QUIT TAXING ME!
Chris Cahall
Insurance Specialist
By The Boogieman
I have tried to understand why people feel it is okay to tax my property when
I have nothing but contempt for kids and people in general. I am not for the
betterment of anyone or for the community. I struggle to survive despite people
spreading “good vibez” all around the Copa. I don’t care about good vibez!
During the day, I just want to be left alone. At night, I just want to be left alone
to freak people out. With all these taxes coming down the pipe, I am going to
have to do the unthinkable and get a roommate to help pay for expenses around
here! Expect over the next few years, my contempt for kids will grow and grow.
In conclusion, people think I am scary, but when compared to new taxes in any
form, I just look like some harmless character off Scooby-Doo. Just leave me
alone!