The Cone Issue #9 Spring 2016 | Page 60

Then as soon as I finished glutting, I would shove the container away and recline on the couch. Rinse. Repeat. I was growing fatter and fatter, and if I kept this up, I feared that I would find myself on Tatooine being presented with Han Solo frozen in carbonite by Boba Fett and holding a chain with a bikini clad Princess Leia at its end. Jabba the Hutt was not to be the new black for me. Also (to keep it at 100), my father died of Type 1 diabetes. I watched him whither away in front of my eyes, suffering through one dialysis treatment to another. I don't have Type 1 diabetes (thank the Lord, sincerely), but if I stayed the course of Photo by Midori my unhealthy habits, Type 2 might have been inevitable. I decided to take matters in my own hands. I started running - my first attempt ended after half a block and resulted in full body pain, but I eventually ended up participating in two marathons - which also ended in full body pain (but the good kind). I also started cooking. Cut to: a few years later. My waist measurement reduced four pant sizes, my blood pressure lowered and my cholesterol became stable, and my self-esteem emerged so as to make me confident enough to start dating - and now, I am married and expecting my first child. Getting slimmer wasn't the only thing that made me proud of myself. Lord knows that there are many people who have lost weight and realized that the end of that rainbow didn't have the pot of gold they were looking for. My personal pride comes from knowing that I succeeded in becoming good at that facet of my own fate. I continue to do so. I no longer run long distances (I frankly got bored of that activity and have since switched to lap swimming a thousand yards several times a week). I still cook for myself - and for my wife. And soon for our child. My wife likes my cooking - well most of it. Not too much meat, she requests. I try to comply - at least by making the carnivore split 70-percent me/30-percent her. Photo by Peter van der Sluijs 60 THE CONE - ISSUE #9 - SPRING 2016