Bernard's Joke Page
Q: What do you call an elf that tells silly Christmas Jokes?
A: A real Christmas card
Q: What do they call a wild elf in Texas?
A: Gnome on the range
Q: Why did the elves ask the turkey to play
in their band?
A: Because he had real drum sticks
Q: If people get athletes foot, what do elves
get?
A: Mistle toes
Q: How does Frosty travel?
A: on an ice-cycle
Q: What kind of food do you get when you
cross Frosty with a polar bear?
A: A brrrrr grrrrrr
Bernard got his jokes from Santa's NorthShore Workshop
www.santaclausiscomingtotown.us