The Brown Scooter December 2014 | Page 41

the black pill A trip down the rabbit hole, 69 words at a time. by @CruciFire Theme#1 : 5 Shades of Santa Ingredient 1 One was happy fighting with GI JOE action figures. One was engrossed in combing Barbie’s silky hair. One was busy spraying people with his water gun. One had cooked up a tiny tea party in front of her. He stood smiling at a distance. The doctor patted his back. “You gave them the gift of parenthood, a new life.” “Just my seeds.” “For them, my son, you are Santa.” Ingredient 2 “He snubbed a cigarette on the back of my palm. All I did was use the mauve ribbon cause the violet ones were over.” “She wanted a bear with a bow-tie. I packed one with a bow-tie and a hat. He whipped me 50 times.” “Santa is a kind, sweet person with loads of love in his heart. He will definitely get you a Christmas gift this year, son. Ingredient 3 Shawls. Check. Hoodies. Check. Gloves. Check. Caps. Check. Mufflers. Check. Sweaters. Check. Food. Check.