The Ballad of Brighid of Atlanta Chapter 1 | Page 23

Yeah, Okay. Will Breakfast be ready soon? Yes, dear. Now Go play, please. Honey! What in the everloving FUCK? I know, right? That was crazy! Wow! CHOP! Look at this knife! Henkels my ass! Hang on -- Sally! Put Those down! But I’m Just-But nothing! Put 'em down. Get your own! Mine are too sharp for you kids and too nice for you to dull up! Oh, she was going to cut paper with my good sewing scissors and-- Honey? Put what down? The girls are in the other room. How did You Know...?