THE ADDRESS Magazine No.21 | Page 435

carts filter past goat-herders, defying the afternoon heat, whilst small children walk home alone from school alongside the single main road. Life is safe and simple, though I see, not easy. Photo: Anisha Shah Remote beaches I head straight to the Charco Verde ecological reserve. Sprawling 20 hectares of forest, well-marked walking trails wind through eucalyptus and mango trees, howler monkeys, cormorants and iguanas. Most dramatically, the hikes open up to three secretive beaches of whimsy. Playa Bancon is utter undeveloped fantasy. The ‘mirador’ or view is a cornucopia of raw wilderness on the banks of the lake, with jetcoloured sand looking out to ‘El Quiste’ Love Island in the waters. This has to be the most romantic spot on Ometepe. It’s a sweet finale to my rather unfriendly welcome into the site. Following my guide, Juan Bosco, I drift off, retreating into my head as we wander through forest and wilderness, and I don’t hear his warning calls. Being thumped on the head, unexpectedly, I feel as if I’ve been hit with a golf ball. Then I see it, slithering down my shoulder and thudding to ground. I’ve been hit by the faeces of a large male howler monkey, perched high up on a tree above my head. As I gaze up in shock, I have to be pushed out of the way to avoid a full-frontal disaster. Luckily, I have my hat on, but by this point, my guide is on the floor laughing. Welcome to Ometepe, indeed! The afternoon is spent in the shadows of the supreme Volcano Concepcion, on Playa Santa Domingo, which is a sweeping wild and rugged black sand volcanic beach lining the lake. It is a theatrical scene. Windswept yet sun-drenched, wild horses roam free, driftwood punctuates the hot sand and lush jungle backs a wide elongated coastline, otherworldly in its remoteness. Only one young couple stroll along the beach. I take a horse ride from the local stables. Galloping astride my wilful and graceful beige beauty, across several kilometres of sweeping beach, overlooked by foaming Volcano Concepcion, it literally feels like a movie scene. Ometepe feels like a haven because it has always been one. Throughout the wars and outbreaks of fighting, Ometepe remained relatively untouched. Diverse and crowd-free Nicaragua’s diversity is its most fascinating allure. This remote island