Call Out Corner.
Dear T.A.M.P,
My car is dirty. I’d like to clean it. How?
Citizen,
Your question. I understand and am familiar with them feels. Why!
My car is dirty, too. Unfortunately, I cannot clean my car because I
am not in possession of a rag. As you are likely aware, a rag is a
VITAL ingredient in the car-washing recipe and something that most
homes with actual grown-up inhabitants come with. Unfortunately
there is no physical way to buy a rag. Check any shop. What this
means for me is devastating; that I must wait. Wait. Wait. Wait, that
is, until an item I already own ages enough to transform into nothing
more than a rag. Once you have a rag the challenging part is over.
Wash a car as you would yourself; outside, with a bucket of soapy
water.
Get out of here.
Regards, T.A.M.P.ON