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Diary 6 January 1987 We parked the ca r just thefirebreakandw off the road at the top of alkeddown.Itwas g cloudy, the sun from time to tim enerally e bre through to cast a soft, almost dream aking like glow over the scene. A gainst this light tiny d of moisture, so sm all that they were rops on the skin, gliste not felt ned earth.Andrewrem as they floated gently to arkedthatthecolo ursofthe vegetation aroun d us, particularly g reen hues, hadatotallydiffer ent, Astrikinglycleard almostluminous,aspect. oublerainbowstra ddledthe valley.Darkcloud sgatheredandth underinthe distance becam e constant. Washing up duty. “I would advise leaving him for a while before trying again”, he was eventually able to say. “He probably senses danger.” His cheeks were wet with tears. “But from what I’ve seen”, he was able to add before being seized again with hysterics, “he’s perfectly safe.” Things got worse. It transpired that Doug, my co-veteran, had also been shaded by his pupil. The score there at the end of the day was two to one in favour of Neil. I recovered slightly to manage one reasonable fish, and Rick finished with two. I am embarrassed Anyone for coffee? P a g e 48 to confess that I was secretly relieved that his second fish was not in the same class as the first. That meant that we had a total of six for supper that night. Neil had already promised, the night previous, that he would prepare a repast fit for royalty. He did, but for he and I the meal was a sombre affair. We could guess what was coming, but we knew we would not be able to do anything about it. “You fellows must be really glad we came along”, one of them said. It doesn’t matter which one : they were both nauseating. “You older fellows should keep your eyes open tomorrow if you want to improve your game.” “Yes”, agreed the other. “But I have to admit that your culinary skills are excellent. Perhaps the two of you should concentrate on providing more meals like this one and we'll catch the raw material.” “Would anyone like coffee?” I asked. “It’s good stuff. Real. It’s been percolating for a couple of hours.” I knew I was guilty of delivering my words staccato fashion. “But I wouldn’t take too much of it. It could keep you awake.” “No chance”, said Rick. “Yes, my man, I'd like a cup, please. Black, two sugars” and he warned, “please don’t stir it too vigorously I hate slops in the saucer. It would be very nice if you could bring me one in the morning, too”, he suggested. “Certainly encourage me to pass on more of my angling expertise. You could certainly use it! Don’t you agree, Neil?” Rick was a big, powerful fellow. He was lucky. V o l . 21 # 1