Check out these Halloween funnies!
What road has the most ghosts haunting it?
A dead end!
How does Frankenstein eat his dinner?
He bolts it down!
How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch!
Why is there a gate around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in!
Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the
Halloween party?
He had no body to dance with.
Which circus performers can see in
the dark?
The acro-bats!
What animal is best at baseball?
A bat!
Which one of your pets should you
scare on Halloween?
Scare-de-cat!
Jokes and Art By: Juliana R., Zoe M., Kimberly E.
Staff Members, Grade 8
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