“Around this time of year you see, I be standing where the rainbow be. My pot o’Gold be bouncin around and I be chasin it before someone sees and tries to steal meh gold.” He told me.
He points his cane at me and squints his eyes "You can't lie to me! I know what you came here for! And it won't go unpunished, mmmm some young pussy to please meh and a mouth to shine my brass! No one just walks up and steals me GOLD! A beautiful young girl can do meh GOOD!” He grabs my wrist with his free hand so I can't get away, such a little man with such force and grip.
“I-I’m sorry ,please I’m not gonna steal it. You see, I have a Leprechaun fantasy a mythical fetish!” Scarlet cries.