Team Talk October Edition Volume 4 | Page 35

35 TEAM TALK Funny bits and pieces KIDS VIEWS ON RELATIONSHIPS WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? When they’re rich. – Pam, age 7 The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t want to mess with that. – Curt, age 7 The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It’s the right thing to do. – Howard, age 8 IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. – Anita, age 9 HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN’T GET MARRIED? There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn’t there? – Kelvin, age 8 WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. – Camille, age 10 HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. – Derrick, age 8 35