A flood was on its way, forcing
everyone to evacuate. The police
rowed up to the most pious
woman in town and said, "Ma'am,
you have to leave this house!
People are dying out here!"
The woman replied, "No, I'm not
leaving. God has always helped me
before, and He will do it again."
So as the water started to rise, she
went to the second story of her
house. Another boat came by, and
the captain yelled, "Ma'am, you
have to get on this boat or you're
going to drown!" The woman
replied again, "No, God helped me
before, and He will do it again."
The water rose even higher. This
time she went to the top of the
roof, where a helicopter came and
hovered overhead. The pilot called
into his loudspeaker, "Please climb
aboard, ma'am. You are going to
drown!" The women sniffed and
again replied, "God is going to save
me!"
But the water rose higher, and
soon she drowned to death. She
went t