JOKES/TRIVIA
SAFARI
TOUR
HUMOUR
WISDOM
“You can talk to a fade but
a hook won’t listen.»
“I still swing the way I used to, but
when I look up the ball is going in a
different direction.”
The reason the pro tells you to keep
your head down is so you can’t see
him laughing.
Half of golf is fun; the other half is
putting.
I know I am getting better at golf
because I’m hitting fewer spectators.
Golf is 20 percent talent and 80
percent management.
Golf is the closest game to the game
we call life. You get bad breaks from
good shots; you get good breaks
from bad shots – but you have to
play the ball where it lies.
QUIZ QUIPS Why do golfers hate cake? Be-
cause they might get a slice. Golfer: That can’t be my ball, it
looks too old. When your putt lips out, what
disease do you have? Liprocy. Caddie: It’s been a long time
since we started. What’s the easiest shot in golf?
Your fourth putt. -------------- Practice puts brains in your muscles.
Golfer: This is the worst golf course
I’ve ever played on! Golf is an ineffectual attempt to put
an elusive ball into an obscure hole
with implements ill-adapted to the
purpose.
What’s the difference between a pro
golfer and everyone else that plays
golf? Everyone else retires to play
golf.
What do a golfer and a very young
child have in common? They can’t
count past five.
Why do golfers always carry a spare
pair of trousers with them?
In case they get a hole in one.
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Caddie: This isn’t the golf
course, sir, we left that an hour
ago.
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Wife: You spend too much time
thinking about golf! Do you even
remember the day we got married?
Husband: Of course I do! It was the
same day I sank that 45-foot putt.
It takes hundreds of good golf shots
to gain confidence, but only one bad
one to lose it.
Golf, like the measles, should be
caught young, for, if postponed
to riper years, the results may be
serious.
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