VA Gold holds the role of number one! Some could say we made a whole buzz,
‘ Cause against the Ohio and Cali teams, We scored 265 to nil and 15! Now VA Gold’ s total is 6-1-5, And we’ re going to semifinals tomorrow night!
Finals( to the tune of Not Like Us by Kendrick Lamar) VA, I heard you heard we win 2nd place on the stage of the auditorium Got 85 points, beating Mass against Indiana And Mr. Wilusz stayed up all night planning for us! They say VA the only state with such a super crowd We got some hyperbuzzers, challenge won on our visual And we’ re moving up to Intermediate, we’ ll see you round! Certified certamen players, certified woman! V-A, V-A, uh Got some medals, what! V-A, V-A, uh And we got runner up! We didn’ t win but what the heck, we’ re the best nerds At 12, 13, 15, and Cato the Elder!
Semifinals( to the intro of Lose Yourself by Eminem) Look We had 85 points, To Georgia ' s 90 At scorecheck after tossup 19 With one question left To win Or lose Yo, Our palms were sweaty, Arms weak, fingers unsteady It’ s tossup nineteen already, Lost contest upsetting, we’ re nervous,‘ Cause we’ re certain that we have the capability to win But we keep on just getting set back this round, Five behind Georgia now, We buzz but our answer they don’ t allow We’ re lost the round, how? But they listen around, say our answer counts, We’ re going to finals now!