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viii. I pay most of the time and most of the time when I do, I end up swiping and swiping and swiping like an idiot at the turnstiles. Then it says "insufficient fare", and I say "mother fuck", and usually I'd jump quick to the beat of the profanity over the bar, into the subway in one quick illegal but sexy motion. ix. This time I decided to test this MONSTROUS TRANSPORTATIONS AUTHORITY. 6