Student Ink Spring 2013 | Page 31

My Salad By Lili Daskais
Stir and stir , Purr , purr , purr What ’ s in my salad ? Will it be valid ?
Stir and stir , Purr , purr , purr What ’ s in my salad ? Will it be valid ?
What ’ s in there ? How about a pear ? Maybe a toad , OVER-load ! Stir and stir , Purr , purr , purr What ’ s in my salad ? Will it be valid ?
How ‘ bout some mud , Add a little blood Maybe some cake ! I don ’ t want a tummy ache !!!
Chopped snake liver , I won ’ t shiver !! Yum , yum , yum In my tummy , tum , tum
Stir and stir , Purr , purr , purr What ’ s in my salad ? Will it be valid ?
I judge !! Add 10 cups of chips , I won ’ t leave any tips ! Stir and stir ,
Purr , purr , purr What ’ s in my salad ? Will it be valid ?
Oh , no ! Oh dear ! What do we have here ? It ’ s ... It ’ s ... MOM ??!!!!!!
Is that soap ? Uhhh ... nope ! Toss in a shoe , a screw ? INVALID , INVALID !!!
Stir and stir , Purr , purr , purr What ’ s in my salad ? Will it be valid ? Chocolaty fudge ,