SPLICED Magazine Issue 06 August/September 2014 | Page 14

SPLICED STUFF / ISSUE 06 FEATURE / THE ZOMBIE SURVIVAL GUIDE While battling the hordes of the undead, it helps to know exactly what you’re up against. You’ll find many different account of the kinds of zombies out there, but in essence we think they can be divided into two main groups, with a number of sub-categories. To help you out we’ve compiled a handy list of the different types of zombie undead, just to help you prepare. / SUPERNATURAL ZOMBIES / These would more commonly be classified as “Voodoo Zombies” and are linked with the religious practice of voodoo, which apparently has over 60 million practitioners worldwide. In popular culture however, voodoo has been reduced to the practice of sorcery and witchcraft, creating a massive prejudice against the religion which in reality combines features of some African religions with Roman Catholicism. According to Haitian folklore, zombies are the mindless servants of a bokor, a sorcerer, or houngan (priest) of the Haitian “vodou” religion. To gain control over one such zombie, the bokor will poison the living subject with the toxins of a puffer fish and powders of the datura plant, causing severe neurological damage that slows one’s heartbeat and breathing to near-stasis, rendering the victim indistinguishable from one who has died (decent healthcare was somewhat lacking in that neck of the woods). The victim is then buried and abandoned, giving the bokor opportunity to visit the grave and dig up their newlyacquired slave. The detached, dreamlike state often associated with zombification is a result of the datura plant, which shares certain properties with cocaine-relate alkaloids. The combination of drugs renders the zombie helpless and without self-control, allowing the bokor to put them to work performing simple manual tasks. It is often suggested that such a theory breaks the idea that zombies feast on the flesh of the living, or indeed any flesh. According to legend, if a zombie tastes either salt or meat, they will awaken from their undead spell. / SCIENCE ZOMBIES / Most commonly seen in videogames and film, there are a number of different zombies that fall into this category. / UNDEAD INFECTION ZOMBIES / These zombies are inevitably formed from some kind of virus or infection that has been released into the population. Although not all “technically” undead, the zombie inevitably feels the need 14 to mindlessly act on a craving to feed on other creatures. Think The Walking Dead and Night of the Living Dead. Generally slow moving [