SPLICED Magazine Issue 06 August/September 2014 | Page 10

SPLICED STUFF / FEATURE / THE ZOMBIE SURVIVAL GUIDE By ISSUE 06 Geoff Burrows and Pippa Tshabalala LET’S FACE IT; WE’RE ONLY DAYS AWAY FROM THE INEVITABLE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE. EXCEPT, IT’S NOT ALWAYS POSSIBLE TO KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TO DO WHEN THE APOCALYPSE HITS; SO WE’VE COMPILED AN EXTENSIVE SELECTION OF LITERATURE TO HELP YOU THROUGH THE TOUGH TIMES. Quick tip 1 NO. OBEY THE 1KM RULE / If you have to travel further than 1km to find a loved one or friend, they’re probably already dead. 10