Warning: "Blubber Flakes" may include wheat, meat, and heart disease. Side Effects may include sneezing, itching, hair loss, excess flatulence, massive weight gain, type 2 diabetes, swelling of the buttocks, spine loss, diarrhea, and death. The picture shown does not accuately portray the contents wiithin the box.
"I am a doctor (as far as you know) and I think you should eat 2-5 bowls of "Blubber Flakes" a day to maintain a "healthy" diet."
-Dr. Imo Beese