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‘‘Screw-ups’’ 107 While I was on jury duty, the dermatologist paged me. I remember his words: ‘‘The biopsy results came back, and they’re not good. It’s a melanoma.’’ I was standing up in the telephone booth in the courthouse. I almost collapsed. In conveying bad prognoses, doctors’ tones may be particularly insen- sitive. Medical information—even a mere three to five words (e.g., ‘‘you have cancer’’)—can have terrible and lifelong implications for the in- dividual patient. Walter, the politically-active internist, was disturbed by his doctor’s matter-of-factness in presenting the options and the deci- sion-making process. He looked at the CT scan and said, ‘‘There’s nothing we can do.’’ I was devastated. He said, ‘‘You’ll never be able to eat. You have tumor everywhere. If we get into your abdomen and there’s tumor everywhere, what do you want us to do? It will hurt, and won’t change the outcome. You’ll be dead.’’ He didn’t mean it to be devastating, but it was. Again, physicians-of-record may be oblivious to the emotional impact of their words. Ill doctors also became more aware of the potential insensitivity of even offhand comments. Jessica, the pediatrician, was upset by what she perceived to be her oncologist’s sadistic side remarks. I had two moles on my arms. He said, ‘‘You should have those taken off before you start radiation. Because a few years from now, if you’re still around, it could be a problem.’’ I used to cry on the way home. Because I was a doctor, he would talk to me about his other patients: ‘‘I have another patient just like you. She looks like you: same age, and has the same exact tumor. She’s in the hospital.’’ So, of course I say, ‘‘How’s she doing?’’ He says, ‘‘She’s dying.’’ A physician’s quick remarks may literally be matters of life and death for a patient, who weighs these comments very differently than the doc- tor does. Jessica became more aware of casual ‘‘offhand’’ statements by colleagues in response to bad news. I told a colleague, ‘‘I have cancer.’’ She said: ‘‘You’re kidding!’’ I found that very offensive. People say that kind of thing and don’t mean anything—it’s an immediate reaction. But I thought, ‘‘Why would I kid about that? I’m going to die!’’