to do it. I didn’t want to waste my afternoons meeting with teachers after school—after
school!—every week for the rest of the year, dreaming up themes for school dances or
trying to decide what colors the streamers should be. That’s really all the class presidents
did, at least back when I was in high school. It wasn’t like students had the power to
actually decide anything meaningful.
But then again, I knew my father had a point. If I wanted to go to UNC, I had to do
something. I didn’t play football or basketball, I didn’t play an instrument, I wasn’t in the
chess club or the bowling club or anything else. I didn’t excel in the classroom—hell, I
didn’t excel at much of anything. Growing despondent, I started listing the things I
actually could do, but to be honest, there really wasn’t that much. I could tie eight
different types of sailing knots, I could walk barefoot across hot asphalt farther than
anyone I knew, I could balance a pencil vertically on my finger for thirty seconds … but I
didn’t think that any of those things would really stand out on a college application. So
there I was, lying in bed all night long, slowly coming to the sinking realization that I was
a loser. Thanks, Dad.
The next morning I went to the principal’s office and added my name to the list of
candidates. There were two other people running—John Foreman and Maggie Brown.
Now, John didn’t stand a chance, I knew that right off. He was the kind of guy who’d pick
lint off your clothes while he talked to you. But he was a good student. He sat in the front
row and raised his hand every time the teacher asked a question. If he was called to give
the answer, he would almost always give the right one, and he’d turn his head from side to
side with a smug look on his face, as if proving how superior his intellect was when
compared with those of the other peons in the room. Eric and I used to shoot spitballs at
him when the teacher’s back was turned.
Maggie Brown was another matter. She was a good student as well. She’d served on
the student council for the first three years and had been the junior class president the year
before. The only real strike against her was the fact that she wasn’t very attractive, and
she’d put on twenty pounds that summer. I knew that not a single guy would vote for her.
After seeing the competition, I figured that I might have a chance after all. My entire
future was on the line here, so I formulated my strategy. Eric was the first to agree.
“Sure, I’ll get all the guys on the team to vote for you, no problem. If that’s what you
really want.”
“How about their girlfriends, too?” I asked.
That was pretty much my entire campaign. Of course, I went to the debates like I was
supposed to, and I passed out those dorky “What I’ll do if I’m elected president” fliers, but
in the end it was Eric Hunter who probably got me where I needed to be. BeaufortHigh
School had only about four hundred students, so getting the athletic vote was critical, and
most of the jocks didn’t give a hoot who they voted for anyway. In the end it worked out
just the way I planned.
I was voted student body president with a fairly large majority of the vote. I had no
idea what trouble it would eventually lead me to.