THE DEATHDAY PARTY
purple envelope with silver lettering on the front. With a quick
glance at the door to check that Filch wasn’t on his way back, Harry
picked up the envelope and read:
KWIKSPELL
A Correspondence Course in Beginners’ Magic
Intrigued, Harry flicked the envelope open and pulled out the
sheaf of parchment inside. More curly silver writing on the front
page said:
Feel out of step in the world of modern magic? Find yourself making
excuses not to perform simple spells? Ever been taunted for your woe-
ful wandwork?
There is an answer!
Kwikspell is an all-new, fail-safe, quick-result, easy-learn course.
Hundreds of witches and wizards have benefited from the Kwikspell
method!
Madam Z. Nettles of Topsham writes:
“I had no memory for incantations and my potions were a family joke!
Now, after a Kwikspell course, I am the center of attention at parties
and friends beg for the recipe of my Scintillation Solution!”
Warlock D. J. Prod of Didsbury says:
“My wife used to sneer at my feeble charms, but one month into your
fabulous Kwikspell course and I succeeded in turning her into a yak!
Thank you, Kwikspell!”
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