33 Southwest Highways
Boudreaux Jokes
Vacation
Boudreaux walked out onto the beach at Destin Florida feeling good.
To his surprise, he saw his third cousin Pierre sitting on the beach.
“Boudreaux, What ya doin here? Come have a beer”, Pierre yelled.
“Thanks Pierre”, Boudreaux said. He took the beer, sat down, and explained, “Last
month my house burnt down, da ‘surance paid me $30,000, so I brought Charmaine
over here for a weeks vacation. Know what I mean?”. “Yeah, I know what ya mean”, Pierre said, “Last month my house washed away in a flood. Da ‘surance company paid me $60,000 and I brought Adele here for a two week vacation”. Boudreaux sipped on his beer and looked out over the Gulf for a few minutes. “Pierre, I jus gotta ask ya”, Boudreaux said, “How ya start a flood?”
Sandwiches
Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were working up in Lafayette. Neither of them had missed a day of work for near two weeks – they decided to celebrate this accomplishment by having lunch in the fanciest restaurant in town. They were seated at a nice table near the windows and the waiter took their order for iced tea .Both Boudreaux and Thibodeaux took sandwiches out of their bags and put them on the table. The waiter returned with the iced tea and saw the boys.
“You guys can’t eat your own sandwiches in here,” he told them.
Boudreaux and Thibodeaux looked at each other for a minute. Boudreaux said, “Oh, yeah, I’m sorry.” Then he shrugged his shoulders and traded sandwiches with Thibodeaux
Joke fence is compiled by Bridget Decker