SOMA Magazine SOMA Spring Fashion Issue Apr 15 | Page 80

Chic Beats Death Valley Girls Laura Kelsey, Bonnie Boomgarden TEXT AND PHOTOGRAPHY BY DARIAN ZAHEDI It’s easy to mistake Death Valley Girls for a biker gang. First of all, the members of this snarling garage rock quartet look like they jumped out from the pages of Karlheinz Weinberger’s Rebel Youth, a book that documents ‘50s and ‘60s juvenile gangs. At any one of their shows, a row of ratty, raked out choppers can be seen lined up in classic motorcycle club formation. Even their names are reminiscent of vintage biker B-movies. Bonnie Bloomgarden is the leader of the pack. Peering out from a straight line of jet-black bangs is a bass player who just goes by “Rocky”. Laura Kelsey (formerly of The Flytraps, a surf/garage girl band) plays Mo Tucker meets Nick Knox-style drums and 78 Larry Schemel, who played in the last incarnation of legendary L.A. punk pagans The Flesh Eaters, plays fuzz-heavy guitar and sounds like he could be the bastard son of Davie Allan. Speaking of the guitar, you’d be hard-pressed to find a meaner opening riff for “No Reason”, the most menacing song from Street Venom, DVG’s debut album. It sounds like Larry plugged his guitar straight into a hornet hive and then kicked it. When the rhythm section joins in it gives the song a sinister kind of rumble that would make Link Wray proud. Bloomgarden’s snotty, bratty vocal sneer cements their sound with old-school girl gang attitude.