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Guevara, along with Cuba’s former president Fidel Castro, was part of the 26th July Movement which launched a rebellion to overthrow the former Cuban authoritarian dictator Batista. This led to the Cuban Revolution in 1959 and the establishment of a Communist government. Owner Geoff Oliver and his wife Maria, who is from Cuba, said that they were asked to take down the flag bearing a picture of the left-wing revolutionary after a complaint from a local resident. (To be clear, that’s one complaint, as in “fewer than two.”) Geoff pointed out that Guevara is a national hero in Cuba and is seen as one of the country’s founding fathers. “For a police officer to tell us what political symbols we can and can’t display inside our own establishment is just wrong,” he said, adding, “The implications of that are wide-ranging and quite sinister.” Greater Manchester Police have reportedly declined to comment on the licensing officer’s visit, although a source insisted they were merely making Geoff aware of the complaint and did not tell him to remove the image. Mr Oliver has refused to take down the banner. Up the revolution ... Talking of eateries (don’t you hate that word?), Baroness Royall, head of Somerville College in Oxford, last month stuck her oar into menus being offered to students. So is this the end of the traditional undergraduate subsistence diet of pies, chips and Mars Bars? No, because in her blog, Lady Royall says she is, “determined to move fast on widening access to Somerville,” and to help her to “demystify Oxford” has complained about the dish of octopus terrine which was served to new students at a Freshers’ Dinner in the autumn. One attendee (which is fewer than two) reported her “bemusement” following the meal. Another Somerville student said the move was “tokenistic” and implies that certain food dishes are, “not for people from a particular background but should be reserved for the privileged few.” An official comment from the college noted that, “The point of education is to widen horizons, including introducing students to new tastes.” Oh no they didn’t ... When is a pantomime not a pantomime? Whens it’s Jack and the Beanstalk as staged by the Oooh Arrr Productions company at the Neeld Community and Arts Centre in Chippenham. The council-run facility was promised a 27 “giant” panto with “a sparkling set and glittering costumes,” performed by a cast of six professional actors for their Christmas production, but the final result didn’t really live up to the sales pitch. According to complaints from disappointed patrons, there was no scenery and only three actors, none of whom could dance or sing. At one point, it was claimed, they were talking to unseen voices in the wings as they ran out of actors on stage. Many of the audience are reported to have walked out. But the management of the Arts Centre bit the bullet and have published an apology and refunded all 651 ticket holders at a cost of around £4,500. The Bristol-based production company, meanwhile, said it could not comment for “legal reasons.” These magic beans just ain’t what they used to be ... They walk amongst us August Williams wasn’t thinking too clearly when he tried to abduct a young woman early last month in Charlotte, North Carolina. After escaping his attempts to force her into his car, the victim ran into the nearest open building and Williams followed her ... which was his mistake. The building was a gymnasium where a karate class was Continued overleaf