YOUR
HOROSMOKE
AQUARIUS
JANUARY 20- FEBRUARY 18
The water carrier is nothing without a little smoke on the water. You are frank and imaginative so don ' t be ashamed of your addiction. Just remember that Aquarians usually have very addictive personalities: it ' s who you are.
PISCES
FEBRUARY 19- MARCH 20
Swim like fish, smoke like a chimney. As the sign of the two fish your sign highlights how your identity is twofold: you both reject and adore smoking. Remember that only one fish can win out: which will sink and which will swim?
TAURUS
APRIL 20- MAY 20
The bull is strong and resolute. As pressure around you to quit mounts stand your ground and don ' t rise to the red flag. Remember bulls are actually colour blind and are depicted blowing smoke out of their nostrils.
GEMINI
MAY 21- JUNE 20
As Neptune rises now is the time to heal old wounds in your family. Unless your family wants you to quit, in which case, try asking your family to support you in your own life choices.
CANCER
JUNE 21- JULY 22
Remember your Cancer potential can affect others: don ' t be scared of lighting up in public or around children. Feed your inner Cancer and the Cancer hidden in everyone.
ARIES MARCH 21- APRIL 19
As the ram you need to ram another cigarette into your mouth. It ' s a good month romantically for you so remember that smoking is sex appeal. Remember the old cigarette ad: Blow in her face and she ' ll follow you forever. Find fragrances that will accompany the smell of stale tobacco but don ' t worry about breath mints: your soul mate will discover the foul stench eventually so learn to let them accept you from the outset.
LEO
JULY 23- AUGUST 22
You have had hardship lately but you are the Lionheart. You might be thinking that you depend on cigarettes too much. You don ' t. Remember to believe in yourself.
CAPRICORN
DECEMBER 22- JANUARY 19
This month one of your 20 packs will only contain 19. Don ' t be scared of making a fuss. Free cigarettes lie at the end of your efforts which will strengthen your friendships with smoking friends and family.
SAGGITARIUS
NOVEMBER 22- DECEMBER 21
Go for rolling tobacco this month. Due to Mars being in retrograde you will find greater financial stability, even a newfound sense of ' cool ' from the change. Been thinking of quitting? Remember: a change is as good as a rest.
SCORPIO
OCTOBER 23- NOVEMBER 21
The Universe affects the way you ' re currently paying off your outstanding debt so change your attitude to smoking to reap the financial rewards. Light a candle of calm in your heart and light your cigarette on it.
LIBRA
SEPTEMBER 23- OCTOBER 22
If you want to you can, if you don ' t want to you don ' t have to is a good motto for life. Try making lists and finding what you really want. What is a barrier to smoking and what encourages you to be yourself?
VIRGO
AUGUST 23- SEPTEMBER 22
Marlboro are a brand with good vibrations for you this month. They are good for insomnia so try putting one under your pillow. Finish the ritual by smoking it.
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