YOUR
HOROSMOKE
AQUARIUS
JANUARY 20 - FEBRUARY 18
The water carrier is nothing without a little smoke on the water . You are frank and imaginative so don ' t be ashamed of your addiction . Just remember that Aquarians usually have very addictive personalities : it ' s who you are .
PISCES
FEBRUARY 19 - MARCH 20
Swim like fish , smoke like a chimney . As the sign of the two fish your sign highlights how your identity is twofold : you both reject and adore smoking . Remember that only one fish can win out : which will sink and which will swim ?
TAURUS
APRIL 20 - MAY 20
The bull is strong and resolute . As pressure around you to quit mounts stand your ground and don ' t rise to the red flag . Remember bulls are actually colour blind and are depicted blowing smoke out of their nostrils .
GEMINI
MAY 21 - JUNE 20
As Neptune rises now is the time to heal old wounds in your family . Unless your family wants you to quit , in which case , try asking your family to support you in your own life choices .
CANCER
JUNE 21 - JULY 22
Remember your Cancer potential can affect others : don ' t be scared of lighting up in public or around children . Feed your inner Cancer and the Cancer hidden in everyone .
ARIES MARCH 21 - APRIL 19
As the ram you need to ram another cigarette into your mouth . It ' s a good month romantically for you so remember that smoking is sex appeal . Remember the old cigarette ad : Blow in her face and she ' ll follow you forever . Find fragrances that will accompany the smell of stale tobacco but don ' t worry about breath mints : your soul mate will discover the foul stench eventually so learn to let them accept you from the outset .
LEO
JULY 23 - AUGUST 22
You have had hardship lately but you are the Lionheart . You might be thinking that you depend on cigarettes too much . You don ' t . Remember to believe in yourself .
CAPRICORN
DECEMBER 22 - JANUARY 19
This month one of your 20 packs will only contain 19 . Don ' t be scared of making a fuss . Free cigarettes lie at the end of your efforts which will strengthen your friendships with smoking friends and family .
SAGGITARIUS
NOVEMBER 22 - DECEMBER 21
Go for rolling tobacco this month . Due to Mars being in retrograde you will find greater financial stability , even a newfound sense of ' cool ' from the change . Been thinking of quitting ? Remember : a change is as good as a rest .
SCORPIO
OCTOBER 23 - NOVEMBER 21
The Universe affects the way you ' re currently paying off your outstanding debt so change your attitude to smoking to reap the financial rewards . Light a candle of calm in your heart and light your cigarette on it .
LIBRA
SEPTEMBER 23 - OCTOBER 22
If you want to you can , if you don ' t want to you don ' t have to is a good motto for life . Try making lists and finding what you really want . What is a barrier to smoking and what encourages you to be yourself ?
VIRGO
AUGUST 23 - SEPTEMBER 22
Marlboro are a brand with good vibrations for you this month . They are good for insomnia so try putting one under your pillow . Finish the ritual by smoking it .
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