Smithereens Press Chapbooks 'Zero at the Bone' by David Wheatley | Page 34

NEMO
Let’s have a look at this fridge.
You have good red meat, yes? You have fish?
MCDONALD
Veg only. [Points at McAllister.] Fish, flesh or fowl he will not touch.
NEMO
Fuck him. Fuck you.
MCDONALD
I went out looking. With a torch.
NEMO
This looks like curry? [Tucks in.]
MCALLISTER
Compliments of the chef.
MCDONALD
This must be that panther we were talking about.
MCALLISTER
Martello tower how are you!
NEMO
[Looking in mirror.] I could do with a shave.
MCDONALD
And a bath to follow?
NEMO
Fuck yes. But not too hot.

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