Smithereens Press Chapbooks 'Zero at the Bone' by David Wheatley | Page 32

SCENE ELEVEN
MCALLISTER
And you are?
NEMO
Mind your noise.
MCDONALD
Where have you sprung from?
NEMO
A hole in the ground.
MCALLISTER
You’re not from these parts?
NEMO
Go home,
Paddy.

MCALLISTER
Paddy?
NEMO
Just where is this, the Vale
of fucking Avoca? All this distance I sail
for this, Paddy. Stick me... shamrock enema!
MCALLISTER
You’re wanting the sea-coast of Bohemia?

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