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Dress As If You're Going To Bump Into Your Ex Y’all pass a fake smile to- wards each other and you’re hoping that they hurry up with your order. While waiting, you’re sinking in regret about your choice of garments. We all know that the new chic will ask him the infamous question, “oh so that’s the type of chics you used to deal with” lol. Only because she saw you with a rag on your head with scrubs, well at least that’s how she will describe it! However, you know the real deal, he knows it too, but she don’t and won’t care about the real deal, only Anytime you step out, you should SLAY period! Now, this can what you presented. You know the old saying, “first consist of dressing up or down. Besides, you just never know impression is the last im- who you will bump into…like your ex! Let’s just play out this scenario. You are headed to the coffee shop, the spot where you pression. Now, he will be guys used to always go together, but for some reason, you just happy that he bumped into cannot get enough of their coffee. You know, that caramel latte you in that manner because with extra whip cream, yeah that one! However, it was a quick now he can get his shine on!. It’s so unfortunate…we “store run” kinda day, therefore you decided to slip on some know. grey sweats (yes chicks wear the grey sweats too), with your hair tied up (cute scarf by the way), a cami and some flip-flops. This is why you always show Now, as you’re at the register paying for your latte, you step aside to wait for your order and then a couple walks in. Not just up and show out, even if you any old couple, your ex and his next!!! What you gon do now… are just going to the coffee shop. Life lesson learned, well they are holding hands and they see you just as much as you see them. The only difference is that they are dressed to kill wouldn’t you agree! and you are looking like you just rolled out of bed…hmmm. November 2019