Sleeves Magazine May 2016 | Page 75

constantly travel to exotic climes in order to photograph himself doing so. It is an exhausting existence for mind and for wallet. Therefore a proper understanding of value for money is a must, and I think I have an insight to share which will change your life. It is not about how much money you can 'save'. A reduction on ticket price is a red herring. Buying a car for half a million Euros, no matter how magnificent it is, is never good value for money even if it 'should' have cost twice as much. You haven't saved half a million. You've wasted almost that much. Value for money is about the relation between the price of an item and its actual value TO YOU! Let me give you an example. I recently threw a party, as all gentlemen occasionally must to 'maintain social relevance' (i.e. to avoid becoming a 'sad old loser'). And having as I do a pathological obsession with quantifying the value of everything (all my friends, for instance, have an ever changing percentage score in my head, depending on how much I like them at a given time – a good joke might gain you a point or two, whereas killing my dog would cut your percentage in half immediately) I chose to provide the party not with the best booze money could buy, but with the best value booze I could find in the nearest supermarket to my house. So of course, the cheapest wine was out – to pay three pounds for a bottle of wine no one will drink is to waste three pounds. But equally the expensive wines (costing ten pounds per bottle and beyond