Sleeves Magazine April 2016 | Page 40

A gentleman's jacket must match his trousers
in all circumstances. Further jacketing advice
(pertaining to thorny issues such as lapel
shape and width, venting, buttons,
permissibility of elbow patches, length,
shoulder whimsicality, and buttonholes) is
sadly beyond the scope of this article. Kindly
consult your tailor. On the subject of pocket
squares, however, I feel able to provide the
following brief maxim. They are to be seen, but
never used.
Shirts should be appropriately slim-fitting and
well-pressed. Crispness is everything in the
outfitting of a modern gentleman. A wide
variety of plain pastel colours is now
permissible, as are thin stripes. (Always
alternating with white, of course. Just imagine
two different colours in the same shirt.
Absurd!) Checks are to be treated with caution,
suggestive as they are of childhood picnics and
the attendant nanny. If you are personally able
to stomach this effect, by all means flaunt your
bravery. But spare a thought for us chaps who
cannot.

Finally, a word on hats (I speak of course of
genuine hats, structured and with full brim, not
appalling functional items like 'beanies' and
'baseball caps'). Though hats are steadily
following spats into the vestiary wilderness,
and may soon be seen solely as the preserve of
the terminally pretentious, they may still be
worn (only outdoors, of course, and without
feathers). Never, however, should they be
employed to mask or compensate for a lack of
personality. If you fear your desire to wear a hat
may stem from deep psychological feelings of
inadequacy, it is best to go without. A cold
head will fortify you.

Both single and double cuffs are happily within
the realms of decency in the 21st Century, but
short sleeves are never justifiable unless you
are a primary school PE teacher. Any cufflinks
must be demure, and non-political in their
form and content. Contrary to popular belief a
tie may be worn or eschewed with equal
propriety in the modern world, unless of
course you intend to see anyone at all, in which
case naturally your lower neck should be
entirely obscured from view with a gracious
and polite fastening of medium or slightly-lessthan-medium width. Wide ties are no longer on
fleek. Neither are they lit. Cease their airing
immediately.
Illustration: mphp-ao

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