Sleeves Magazine April 2016 | Page 18

& As was the big rectangular plate on which my fried breakfast shrivelled so tragically, like a single leaking balloon in the Albert Hall. But that is precisely why fashion is for everyone, and should be taken seriously and read about by all. Only by admitting that we are each a part of the tangled global web of fashion and aesthetic, whether we work as a dress designer or a fry cook, can we expect to avoid similarly upsetting lapses in sensory judgement in future and keep breakfasts safe and beautiful for everyone. Fashion BREAKFAST That's what fashion is, and it's everywhere. Every building is a museum piece, showing passers-by what someone thought was cool some time long ago. Every person you meet is telling a story without even speaking, in their clothes, their hair, their skin, their eye-contact, their body-language. Every colour or pattern on every carpet, every chair, every wall might have been different. But it is the way it is, and it's either beautiful or not, or somewhere in between. Even the very air that we breathe changes in quality and composition according to the whims and convictions of businessmen and politicians around the world. A brief glance at the internet tells me that Iceland has the cleanest air of any country in the world. But do people like clean air, or do they prefer high population density and industrialisation? Perhaps the latter was popular once, but now the tide seems to be turning. Clean air is a fashion statement. 17 Sleeves Magazine