On a church billboard:
“7 days without God
makes one weak.”
As seen in a podiatrist’s office:
“Time wounds all heels.”
On a septic tank truck:
“Yesterday’s meals on wheels.”
On an electrician’s truck:
“Let us remove your shorts.”
In a vet’s office:
“Back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”
On a plumber’s truck:
“Don’t sleep with a drip.
Call your plumber.”
At a tire store:
“Invite us to your next blow-out.”
On a maternity room door:
“Push. Push. Push.”
In the front yard of a funeral home:
“Drive carefully. We’ll wait.”
An an optometrist’s office:
“If you don’t see what you’re looking
for, you’ve come to the right place.”
On another septic tank truck:
“Caution: This truck is full of
political promises.”
LIVE THE LIFE YOU DESERVE
At Palermo Village Retirement Residence, we want you to live life your way
and enjoy the positive energy in our dynamic community. Share experiences,
interests and talents through unexpected and inclusive activities and learn
new things about yourself and the people around you. Entertain family and
friends over a great meal and leave the dishes to us. Be as busy as you would
like to be, make new friends & live a rich quality of life with purpose!
To discover Palermo Village Retirement Residence,
Book a consultation to reserve your suite now!
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Silver & Gold Magazine ~ SUMMER 2019