T H E
H O W
T O
I S S U E
HOW (NOT) TO BLAG A FREE
IF YOU DON’T ASK, YOU DON’T GET. BESIDES,
WHAT’S THE WORST THAT CAN HAPPEN?
GETTING THAT CRINGEWORTHY EMAIL YOU
SENT TO THAT PRODUCTION COMPANY REP
PUBLISHED, THAT’S WHAT. WE ASKED OUR
PRODUCTION COMPANY PALS TO SHARE
REQUESTS, FROM THE NOT-SO-SUBTLE TO THE
OUTRIGHT RUDE. RECOGNISE YOURS?
From: Thomas Hylerson
To: Lacyn Clark; Lauren Holmes
From: Rory Hall
To: Simon Elborne
Subject: A day at sea
Hi Si
A little birdie told me you are hosting a day at sea
inCannesfortheEnglandgame.WhodoIspeakto
about getting invited?
Subject: Re: Lunch club
Yeah they oddly started same day as me...
You girls doing Cannes? I wasn’t going to go, what with
startingthenewjob,buthaveflightsforThursamSat
nightsomightcomeforacoupleofnights.I’lljustfind
somewheretocrashlastminprobsifIdecideto.
Subject: Re: Reels
Let’sgoforlunchsoon?xx
Grey’s great. Can’t believe I did 5 years at BBH!!!
Lunches are tricky as I’m always stacked, but let’s go
foradrinkintheeveningsoon.Oryoucouldtakeme
toEdenRocnextweek?
From: Panos Louca
To: Simon Elborne
From: Roz Prentice
To: Fliss Hutcheson
Subject: Cannes
Subject: Re: C A N N E S
Hey buddy
STOPWHATYOUAREDOING........
I’ve also lost all my invites as well with the change
ofjobs...Should’vekeptsome.Sillyme.
by Nick Sheppard & Tom Webber
From: Glenn Paton
To: Fliss Hutcheson
Heard you guys may have a boat in Cannes?
I’vegotFridayofftocometoCannes!
I know this sounds REALLY cheeky, but wondered
iftherewasanyspaceforafewa&eddbfolk?
WHHHHHHHHHHAT!
WHAT !
The Marmite boys said they want to get sticky on the
boat... whatever that means?! Ha.
Lookingatflightsanddesperatetomakeitwork.
Anychancethereisroomatyoursforalittleone?
Pan
xxxx