Short Par 4 The Magazine Issue #2 October 2020 | Page 61

There was one time I was golfing and this guy saw me coming and he tried to turn away but ended up flashing his buddies , they all yelled and he got even more flustered that he stumbled backwards and fell . Pants still unzipped and all and just laid there as I drove by . I pretend not to even notice him but when I passed his friends we all laughed . -Anonomous

Nothing beats being on the beer cart and coming up to a tee box and waiting for the guys to tee off . Most of the time they just tell me to keep going or say “ go ahead ” cause they probably don ’ t want me to see their bad tee shot . But when I do stay it ’ s almost always entertaining .

One guy was flirting with me saying how he was the best in the group and that I shouldn ’ t leave until he hits his shot etc etc - typical macho bro golf guy - so I was like alright I ’ ll make a bet with you , if you can out drive me I ’ ll give you free beer the rest of the day and if I win then you owe me $ 300 .

So he of course said that ’ s a dumb deal , you ’ ll lose . He walks up to hit his shot all arrogantly and tries to hit the ball so hard that he whiffs it and almost falls over . The ball was still on the tee lol . So I took his friend driver and said thanks for teeing up my ball for me and I crushed it down the center of the fairway . Easiest $ 300 I ’ ve ever made lol -Anonomous