Short Par 4 The Magazine Issue #2 October 2020 | Page 60

CART GIRL CHRONICLES

So when I was on the beer cart at a country club there was a guy who would always end up in the sand and I ’ d yell to him every time I ’ d see him in a trap “ you building a sandcastle today or golfing ?” And he ’ d laugh and then miss hit his shot . So one of the days I was working I saw his name on the tee sheet and I brought a sandbox shovel with me and when I found him on the course I put his favorite beer in the cart with the shovel under the tab and a note that read “ for the next time you need to dig your ball out of the sand ” - he found me after that hole and died of laughter . -Anonomous

Beer cart story - I was working at a local course near my hometown and there is a hill with a bend and it ’ s impossible to see someone coming from the other side . However the beer cart is pretty loud but I guess this guy didn ’ t hear me coming and came flying down the hill right at me and we both swerved . I was able to stop but his cart went up and over a curb and launched him out of the cart . All his buddies were laughing because he apparently was coming down the hill to give me his number which he wrote on his scorecard . Never texted the guy . -Anonomous

There is nothing better than coming around a corner in the golf cart and seeing a guy peeing in the woods or behind a tree , seeing you looking and then quickly trying to zip their pants before you can see anything . 9 out of 10 times they fail .