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It ’ s Very Chill To Laugh !
What ’ s an ig ? A snow house without a loo !
How do you prevent a Summer cold ? Catch it in the Winter !
A normal Winter day in Australia Son : Dad , I ’ m cold . Dad : Go stand in a corner . Son : Why ? Dad : Because it ’ s 90 degrees there .
Why do birds fly to warmer climates in the winter ? Because it is easier than walking ! I ’ m so sorry guys .
Why is Humpty Dumpty so excited for winter ? Cause Humpty Dumpty had a great fall .
Wife text husband on a cold winter morning : “ Windows frozen won ’ t open ” Husband texts back :“ Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and then gently tap edge with hammer ” Wife text ’ s back 10 minutes later :“ Computer really messed up now !”
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana . I said , “ No , but I want a regular banana later , so … yeah .
What do you call a snowman in July ? A puddle .
What did the detective in the Arctic say to the suspect ? “ Where were you on the night of September to March ?
Grandma ’ s been staring through the window ever since it started to snow . If it gets any worse I ’ ll have to let her in .
Thought for the week “ When I was young , I used to admire intelligent people ; as I grow older , I admire kind people !!”
— Abraham Joshua Heschel
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HAPPENINGS AROUND TOWN THROUGHOUT BOOK The Rise of Tiny Homes .......................................................... pg . 15
Jumbo Breakfast Cookies Recipe ............................................. pg . 16 Must Have Items for your Next Game Watch Party .................... pg . 17 1-15 Annual Financial Forecast ................................................. pg . 18 1-10-12 Fishing & Boating Expo ................................................... pg . 20 Henry Ford ’ s $ 5 Workday ............................................................. pg . 21 Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark .......................... pg . 22 Exciting Ways to Enjoy a Snow Day ............................................ pg . 23 Wikipedia Revolutionizing Access to Knowledge ................... pg . 257
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