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These insults are from an era before the English
language got boiled down to 4-letter words .
10 . “ He loves nature in spite of what it did to him .” - Forrest Tucker
1 . “ He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire .” – Winston Churchill
2 . “ I have never killed a man , but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure .– Clarence Darrow
3 . “ Thank you for sending me a copy of your book ; I ’ ll waste no time reading it .” - Moses Hadas
4 . “ I didn ’ t attend the funeral , but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it .” - Mark Twain
6 . “ I feel so miserable without you ; it ’ s almost like having you here ” - Stephen Bishop
5 . “ He has no enemies , but is intensely disliked by his friends .” - Oscar Wilde
7 . “ He is a self-made man and worships his creator .” - John Bright
8 . “ I ’ ve just learned about his illness . Let ’ s hope it ’ s nothing trivial .” - Irvin S . Cobb
9 . “ He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up . - Paul Keating
Thought for the week We all have different gifts , so we all have different ways of saying to the world who we are .– Fred Rogers

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11 . “ Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it ?” – Mark Twain
12 . “ His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork .” – Mae West
13 . “ Some cause happiness wherever they go ; others , whenever they go .” – Oscar Wilde
14 . “ He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts ... for support rather than illumination .” – Andrew Lang
15 . “ He has Van Gogh ’ s ear for music .” – Billy Wilder
16 . “ I ’ ve had a perfectly wonderful evening . But I ’ m afraid this wasn ’ t it .” – Groucho Marx
17 . “ He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know .” - Abraham Lincoln
18 . “ There ’ s nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won ’ t cure .” -- Jack Leonard
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