Shantih Journal | Page 17

The Art of Rhetoric

Karen Craigo

Last night the cold feet of Aristotle

prodded me in the side, kept me

awake and thinking. I was working out

a new way to teach the basics

of rhetoric, and instead of sawing logs,

I tossed around with the question,

worried my sheet was a snug toga.

I tend to specialize in tiny arguments,

compact ones, ones that comform

to my logic and maybe no one else's,

but I'd stake my life on most of them.

Same goes for this baby beside me,

curled against my back like the comma

my students prop so loyally between

two independent clauses, and cling to

as if they were the last contestants

in a radio contest, hands sweating

against the body of a Ford F-150 until

one by one they fall away and the semester

comes to a close. I'd like to tell them

there is nothing more convincing than

the whispered swallows I hear behind me

as my son works his bottle in his sleep.

Each nearly silent gulp males me calm.