Senior Moments - The Campbellford Seniors Club Newsletter Vol 1, Issue 13 - 2015 | Page 23

Senior Snickers
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs
for her husband. 
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
“Careful, he said, “CAREFUL! Put in some more
”
butter! Oh my gosh! You’re cooking too many at
once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need
more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE
BUTTER? They ’re going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said
be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you’re cooking!
Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST
your mind? Don’t forget to salt them. You know you always
forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!”
The wife stared at him. “What in the world is wrong with
you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?”
The husband calmly replied, “I just wanted to show you what
it feels like when I’m driving.”

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