rds rules
by: kiana
CHICKEN
JOKES
WHY DO HENS LAY EGGS?
BECAUSE IF THEY DROPPED THEM THEY
WILL BREAK!
WHY DID THE CHICKEN JOIN THE BAND?
BECAUSE HE HAD THE DRUMSTICKS FOR
IT!
ELEPHANT
JOKKES!
WHAT DAYS DO CHICKENS HATE MOST?
FRY-DAYS!
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE
BEACH?
BECAUSE HE WANTED TO GET TO THE
OTHER TIDE!
HOW DOES A CHICKEN TELL TIME?
1 O'CLUCK, 2 O'CLUCK, 3 O'CLUCK…
WHY COULDN'T THE ELEPHANTS GO SWIMMING TOGETHER?
BECAUSE THEY ONLY HAD ONE PAIR OF TRUNKS!
WHAT'S BIG AND GREY WITH HORNS?
AN ELEPHANT MARCHING BAND!
WHAT GOES UP BUT NEVER COMES DOWN?
AN ELEPHANT INSIDE AN ELEPHANT!
WHAT TIME IS IT WHEN THE ELEPHANT SITS ON THE FENCE?
TIME TO GET A NEW FENCE!