SASS 10th Anniversary V1 | Page 29

Anyways, excuses are bad for life, as a whole. Try to avoid them as much as you can, especially when you’ve graduated. Some things SHOULD stay in university. And procrastination too – avoid it! One thing procrastination does to you, without you noticing, is that it pins you into a corner, forcing you do things at the last-minute and you end up coming up with shoddy, unconvincing work. But… it does give a lot of opportunities to inject some of the creativity that you have honed from all those years of conjuring excuses. ▲ Lots of heavy make-up (I’m on the right). 29 Like, for this article! Right now is the best time to come up with... THE TITLE! And make sure you end that title with something minutely related to your article but has nothing to do with it entirely so that you’ll leave the reader wanting for more, or, at the very least, flip this page back and forth in a fit of confusion and disappointment! If this isn’t printed on paper, thus, making this page impossible to flip, then it’s my fault. You know, lack of research, last-minute, bla bla bla, but just use your imagination, okay? Good! Phoon Chi Ho is currently a professional comedian, a writer for TV, a commercial actor, and the founder of an ambitious talent agency called Talented Talent. He survived making a lot of money without a modicum of talent and sense of humour simply because he graduated from Monash University. ▲ My work involves a lot of make-up #BIRU. ◀ HD students Hard Drinking.