Anyways, excuses are bad for life, as a whole.
Try to avoid them as much as you can, especially
when you’ve graduated. Some things SHOULD stay in
university. And procrastination too – avoid it! One thing
procrastination does to you, without you noticing,
is that it pins you into a corner, forcing you do things
at the last-minute and you end up coming up with
shoddy, unconvincing work. But… it does give a lot of
opportunities to inject some of the creativity that you
have honed from all those years of conjuring excuses.
▲ Lots of heavy make-up (I’m on the right).
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Like, for this article! Right now is the best time to
come up with... THE TITLE! And make sure you end
that title with something minutely related to your article
but has nothing to do with it entirely so that you’ll
leave the reader wanting for more, or, at the very least,
flip this page back and forth in a fit of confusion and
disappointment! If this isn’t printed on paper, thus,
making this page impossible to flip, then it’s my fault.
You know, lack of research, last-minute, bla bla bla,
but just use your imagination, okay? Good!
Phoon Chi Ho is currently a professional comedian,
a writer for TV, a commercial actor, and the founder
of an ambitious talent agency called Talented Talent.
He survived making a lot of money without a modicum
of talent and sense of humour simply because he
graduated from Monash University.
▲ My work involves a lot of make-up #BIRU.
◀ HD students Hard Drinking.