New Russians
Jokes
After an operation, the surgeon
tells the patient: "We'll have to
operate again, I forgot a glove
inside of you". The patient, a
New Russian, replies: "Here's a
hundred bucks, go buy yourself
a new one".
A New Russian brags to his
colleague: "Look at my new tie. I
bought it for 500 dollars in the
store over there." / "You were
conned. You could have paid
twice as much for the same one
just across the street!"