Some more jokes...
A grandson asks his grandfather:
“Grandpa, is it true that in 1986 there
was an accident at the Chernobyl
Nuclear Power plant?” “Yes, there was,”
answered the Grandpa, and patted the
grandson’s head. “Grandpa, is it true
that it had absolutely no consequences?”
“Yes, absolutely,” answered the Grandpa,
and patted the grandson’s second head.