Religion
A young woman in a miniskirt jumps onto a bus. The bus
starts abruptly, and she falls onto the lap of a seated
priest. Surprised, she looks down and exclaims, "Wow!" /
"It's not a 'wow!', my daughter", says the priest, "it is the
key to the Cathedral of Christ the Saviour !" Later, when
the priest reaches the cathedral, he fishes through his
pockets and exclaims, "Oh dear! I left the key at home."