The Friendzone
BY YIN YUE
- Hey, I have a crush on somebody, would you be my wing-
man?
- Sure, why not? After all I am your best friend.
Tell me about her at least.
Why do you like her?
- If I know, then that wouldn’t be me.
- Anyone else know that?
- No, just you.
- Have you told her?
- Not really.
You know the kind of feeling, when you’re in love?
Just think of her would be so happy that I might laugh.
- Go get her.
- I don’t dare.
Cause if one of your closest friends tells you
“Hey I like you, let’s go out.”
That would be awkward.
- …doesn’t it sound familiar?
- …now you are confusing me.
- Then I’ll keep it to myself forever.
- To me, you are more than a friend.
- Of course, I’m your BEST friend.