Rubberneck Issue 8 (January 2014) | Page 32

Josh: No, no. I will still do it. If you had some right now, I would do it. But I would never seek it out and buy it. I would never buy it, but I would smoke it or snort it. Especially on tour because we got nothin’ better to do except get fucked up. You guys have a look. How important is that to you? Do you tell them what to wear? Josh: No. That would defeat the purpose of it. Dave the Wave: Other than the fact that I’m wearing these shoes right now. Josh: Oh, I did tell him to wear those shoes. But we just have the same -- like I said, the three of us all grew up together pretty much, and so we, our style just comes from… Why’d y’all move out of Atlanta? Josh: Well, I moved there first, away from there, because, uh...well, I don’t know. I had a bunch of different reasons, I guess. I was on tour with Beat Beat Beat, my old band, and the tour ended in New York. And then we were gonna get a ride back from these chicks that we knew, and they called us the night before we were supposed to leave like “Hey, so you know you gotta be in Jersey City at 9 a.m.,” and I’m like, “Yeah, I know, thank you, thank you. I know, we’ll be there,” you know. And an hour later, “Hey, so you guys know that you’ve gotta be there early in the morning, right?” and we’re like, “Yeah. I know.” And then I think it was like one more phone call and I was like, “You know what? Fuck this. I’m staying here.” How long have you been there now? Josh: Uh, I moved there on Halloween of December...no, not December. Ha ha, Halloween of December. Halloween of 2007. So, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13...yeah, maybe. It was either 7 or 6, I think. Seven. The anwer is seven. Halloween is the 7th of December. Josh: No, that’s when Pearl Harbor happened. It was, wasn’t it? 30 CODY JAMES Part 1: The Turd in the Porn Room – Conversations with the Rest of the World “So what do you do?” The eyes of the asker are warm, eyebrows mildly elevated abov