“Da damn thing was huge, as big as a pig,
I haven’t seen such a fish since ‘74,
it was raining dat day, just starting to pour...”
Ol’ Constance still lives there, he’ll tell you his tales,
he still lives by the pond, just South of the rails,
but now, Ol’ Constance, throws in a line too
and pretends to catch fish, as true fishermen do.