Rotary Club of Northlakes Toukley In Touch September 2013 | Page 11

Some More Dubious Definitions Cash: Censor: Coincide: Conscience: Conservative: Desk: Diplomacy: Drunk: Dictatorship: Expediency: Greed: The poor man's credit card Someone who chews your meat for you and tells you what to spit out What to do when it starts raining. The inner voice that warns us that somebody may be watching. Someone who believes nothing should be done for the first time. A wastebasket with drawers. The art of saying "nice doggie" till you can find a rock. Feeling sophisticated but not being able to pronounce it. A government under which everything that is not prohibited is compulsory. The art of rushing to the defence of the winning side. Marrying Elle McPherson for her money. Rotary Leadership Course Registration is open for the next Rotary Leadership Institute course which will be run over three Saturdays - on 5 October, 2 November, and 16 November. The three part program starts at 8:30 for 9:00am an d finishes around 3:30 in the afternoon. Morning tea and lunch are provided. The course is held at the District 9685 office in Thornleigh. Certificates will be presented on 16 November when the full course has been completed. The full cost of the course is $105 but this is currently being subsidised by district. So get in fast while this subsidy is still available as the three part course will only cost clubs $55 at the moment. To register either email Michael Schwarcz on [email protected] or Barry Philps on [email protected] Rotary Club of Northlakes Toukley Page 11